I always thought the formulas were pretty simple: (Go to a party ^ Booze) v (Go to a bar ^ Booze) v (Go to any social event ^ Booze) => Getting laid. ((Friends) ^ (respect for women) ^ (Being a decent human being)) => Good relationship I don't understand these friends with benefits requests...are you really that desperate that you are willing to throw yourself with anyone? At least go through the first equation... Sincerely, the friendly neighborhood math guy