There once was a fish who floated to a sand "bar". There he learned how to make special motions and swirls that generated "magical water". One king asked for his services, and was impressed by his professional "swirling abilities" and eventually other "kings" and "queens" along with "cooperative fish communities" requested his assistance. Because he had to make magic water for hundreds of fishes, he ended up training a bunch of other fishes as "sand barbacks." They became the unofficial "Swirling Team." After a year and a half, because of lack of interest, the busyness of his comrades, a douchebag writer, and the difficulty of the task of pulling off massive "swirling parties," the team disbanded. However, the fish has acquired shiny rainbow scales. Lots of them. Over 200 of them. So now he wants to open a FREE "swirling Dojo" to practice swirling and invent new magic water. So supposed such a Fish and Dojo exist. Would anyone be interested in going to downtown palo alto to learn how to swirl every week? If so, please email me with name, intro (in case way too many ppl respond), day and hour you think everyone should meet. Note: 1. The scales ARE NOT FOR SALE. 2. This is not a party to drink magic water. This is swirling training.