SYM. Glasses, short jeans, high white socks, and no body hair. If this is your thing, I may be your prince in shining armor. Loves: hot showers with strangers and boolean operations. Hates: mixed metaphors. You: tall, white, multicolored hair with the alcohol tolerance of a horse. Me: Eating raspberries off of your bare chest. Let's do dinner and then definitely more. Make it Happen.