Well here we are, with graduation less than 2 weeks away and we have to start looking towards the future... generations. I am a graduating female senior looking for a male Stanford student to make a pregnancy pact to increase the chances of my/our future progeny's admission to Stanford. About me: Half white, half ethnic 5'3" girl with café-au-lait/extra-lait colored skin and dark brown hair. Future in marketing/creative development. I'll be leaning in for the next 6-8 years, so we won't be making Farm-worthy babies for a while. Hence the pact. About you: Male: Must be tall, have a decent GPA and be willing to co-donate at least one building in my/our name. Need not be wealthy now, but PEP (potential earning power) is a must. I'm talking future Arrillaga status. Bings even. Neukom at the least. Blondes preferred, all others accepted. If you're hot we can do it Discovery Channel style, if not we'll find a good surrogate or even try Angelina Jolie's technique. Women: I'm down for the ladies, as I think our non-standard home environment will give little Wallis (our future son) an edge in the Montag Hall screening rounds. Must also have PEP and be willing to wait to adopt/sperm donor it up until I'm 30. Bonus points if you're an exciting ethnicity and/or a colorful religion (I see you Baha'i!!) Please contact me now, or add the @alumni.stanford.edu if emailing after 2014. Professors, teaching staff, need not apply.