"The Arrillaga Belle" There is much more than lean cuisine that draws me back to that canteen. For while grilled chicken fills my bowl ‘tis a different bird that feeds my soul. With nutritious treats picked from the bar, I’d sit and ponder from afar: How could I gain some social leverage? Try to be charming? Refill her beverage? I went to woo her with a line, it didn’t work (and I tried three times). The problem’s pickup prose is too slimy, I should have more luck if I make it rhymey... Well: “She plays soccer, I’d call it footy, but I’ve never witnessed such a beauty.” And so continues that great saga, of me and “that hot girl at Arrillaga”.